Look what I found at Target the other day. It's bathroom cleaner that is supposed to make you feel like royalty. It's aromatherapy for you while you scrub the toilet! What could be more fabulous?
And it really does work, I must say. Why, earlier today as I was scrubbing away all the....well, you know....I swear I heard strains of "There she is....Miss America....." I turned to wave to my adoring fans and saw that my toilet brush had turned into a Waterford scepter.
Simply fabulous. The best $4.99 I've spent in a long time.