You can't tell it from these pictures but don't be fooled...Catherine is now known as the reigning Queen of Disagreement. Her evil twin has shown up and introduced herself just this past week and I'm ready to send her packing. Our generally happy, content, and overall pleasant little girl has been abducted. A typical day now in the life of Catherine:
"Good morning Sunshine, how are you this morning?"
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
"What would you like for breakfast, oatmeal or eggs?"
Grrrrrrr. Wahhhhhhhhhhhh.
"Come on Catherine, time to get dressed."
AAAAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
"Time for bed, Catherine. Nighty night." (at 2 p.m.).
I'm ready to post an amber alert to get my daughter back. If you see her let us know. And again...DO NOT BE FOOLED by these pictures ~ These were taken before the abduction!
1 comment:
Hi! I found your blog through my friend Emily, who heard about it from one of her co-workers, whom evidently knows you and/or your husband. I'm not sure who this co-worker is, but I'd like to thank whomever they are.
Because I have a very unchallenging job right now, I was able to read through your entire blog in one sitting. It's hi-larious.
I'm 25 years old and single, with no kids on the horizon---but I'd still buy your book. You need to write one.
Post a Comment