See, someone sued the milk manufacturer so now they are forced to put this ridiculous warning in bold letters on the side of the milk carton. And insult MY intelligence as I am getting the milk out this morning for breakfast.
Can you imagine how that phone call went down?
"Law office of John B. Suen, can I help you?"
"Uh, yeah. Um, I got sick real bad from like drinking some'n that musta had milk in it, 'cause I got like a milk allergy and all, and like I wannna sue the company 'cause I didn't know it like had milk and all in it."
"What did you consume?"
"Um, like, milk. But like I didn't KNOW it had milk in it. Didn't nobody tell me."