I just read where a new study shows that drinking caffeine may lower your risk of getting certain cancers. The same study shows that drinking wine will not increase your risk.
Woo-Hoo! I'm already ahead of the game.
Now if they would just come out with a chocolate cake diet that would reduce the size of your butt, and a magic vitamin kids could take that would make their whining, fighting, name calling and shrieking only audible to cats, rats and dogs, I'd be a happy girl.