Thursday, January 31, 2008


See, someone sued the milk manufacturer so now they are forced to put this ridiculous warning in bold letters on the side of the milk carton. And insult MY intelligence as I am getting the milk out this morning for breakfast.

Can you imagine how that phone call went down?

"Law office of John B. Suen, can I help you?"

"Uh, yeah. Um, I got sick real bad from like drinking some'n that musta had milk in it, 'cause I got like a milk allergy and all, and like I wannna sue the company 'cause I didn't know it like had milk and all in it."

"What did you consume?"

"Um, like, milk. But like I didn't KNOW it had milk in it. Didn't nobody tell me."


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