Tuesday, January 08, 2008
What Is a Hat, or a Brooch, or a Pterodactyl?
Things Catherine can make of her potty. She wears it well, don't you think? This is about the most useful thing she's done with it. And don't be appalled that she's wearing a potty around her neck. It's perfectly sanitary because it's NEVER SEEN A DROP OF PEE OR POOP! She sits on it all day long, but waits until no one is looking and goes in the floor. Surely you must be joking, you say.
No I'm not, and don't call me Shirley.
There are just some phrases that I shouldn't have to utter. Ever. Such as "Get the potty off your head." Or, "Please don't pee on the telephone." Or "Who put toothpaste on the dog's butt." Oh wait, that's a different subject. But still....
While we're on the subject of potty talk, though, did you know that the word "Poo" or any form thereof is about the funniest word in the English language? At least to my kids. I overheard them singing their favorite Christmas songs the other day, but as I listened a little closer I realized they had taken some poetic license and changed them up a bit. WARNING: IF YOU LOVE CHRISTMAS MUSIC DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER.
Here's what I overheard:
"Fros-ty, the Poo Poo..." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"Deck the halls with boughs of Poo Poo..." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"You better watch out, you better not poop, you better not cry I'm telling you why, San-ta Clause is poo-pooing in town." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
And my favorite:
"I'm dreaming of a white....poo poo." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
At this point I'd settle for any color as long as it's IN THE POTTY!
Posted by Mommy, Esq. at 2:17 PM