Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Looking For a Local FAA Group

Does anyone know if there is a Facebook Addicts Anonymous? Because there needs to be. I could be the charter member. "Hi, my name is Julie, and I'm a Facebook addict. I log on to Facebook at least 325 times a day. Rearranging my Flair is more important to me than brushing my teeth. Sometimes I skip meals just so I can check and see what all of my friends are doing right now. My low point came when my middle child spent the night sitting on the potty because I was too busy adding applications on my Facebook page to go wipe her. My husband frequently finds me wide awake at 3 am hiding in the corner of the laundry room searching Facebook for new friends. And I have a new habit of speaking about myself in the third person. When people call me on the phone and say 'what are you doing,' I find myself responding with things like 'Julie is thinking about changing her Office quotes' or 'Julie is hoping Andy brings dinner home so the children will eat tonight.' I need help."

Anyone else have this problem?

If so, be sure and find me on Facebook because I can always use more friends. And Flair.


ArtcTrish said...

My name is Tricia and I am a facebook addict too. where do we meet for the 12 step program?

Kami said...

I'm looking for the email-checkers anonymous group here. I may not send out tons of email, but I have to check it about 842 times a day. You know, just in case. :)

Colored With Memories said...

Nope, I don't currently have that issue.

Although I have considered both Twitter and Facebook, I am too busy with my membership at MBA (Mommy Bloggers Anon).

Colored With Memories said...

Speech, time for a speech...I left a blog award for you on my post today!

Anonymous said...

I don't even know you but I am right there with you!

Wife of Rob said...

I HAD to read that to my hubby. His response was....."well, then i need the ALANON version.....the one that tells you how to 'live' with the addict!" And, by the way, will you please be friends with my hubby....he is always upset that I have more friends on FB than he does!

Jen Bartlett