William: "Hey Mama, when will I be snack mom again?"
Me: "Hmmm...hard to say...a few weeks maybe?" As if such a bizarre question begged a serious answer, much less one that required much of a thought process.
William: "Well, I certainly hope that when I'm snack mom again I bring Pizza Pie Puffs. 'Cause they are goo-oo-oo-d."
Me: "Good luck with that."
Looks even weirder to actually put it in print.....