Him: "Oh...hey....I might have "forgot" to mention it to you but I'm going hunting/golfing/fishing/to the Auburn game/to the Grand Canyon/________ tomorrow/tonight/in five minutes. Hope that's ok."
Me: "!^&@* *&$@! ^&*! !^&*@*! !&*#&*(@ !!!!!!!!!!"
Except this time he added, "And to help you out, I'll take William with me."
Yes. That will be a HUGE help. Take the only one who can (in theory but not usually in practice) wipe his own hiney and who can also (in theory) help me wipe someone else's hiney.
So, alas, Andy will be taking my firstborn on his first hunting expedition tomorrow. I don't know how long he thinks a five year old will stay quiet in a tree stand. My guess is 4.2 seconds but Andy's a pretty good shot so maybe he'll hit his target quickly.
To celebrate New Year's before he leaves, as a surprise I rented Mamma Mia for us to watch together tonight. He's going to be sooooooo excited. I have a bottle of champagne too. Not sure which he dislikes more. Bubbly or Dancing Queen. He can detox in the woods tomorrow.
Happy New Year, y'all!
~"you can dance, you can ji-ive, having the time of your life....ooh, ooh, ooh, see that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancin' queen....." ~